Fact: I am outselling Stephenie Meyer and Amanda Hocking*

Heh. That got your attention. Here are all the catches/provisos/whatever:

• As far as I know, it's just the Canadian iTunes store
• It's the children's fiction category
• It's not all of my books vs all of theirs. Twilight is still selling better than my title, but Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, My Blood Approves, Virtue et al are not.
• My book is 99 cents. The cheapest of theirs is $2.99
• I don't expect it to last the day.

Le proof:

Oh, CA-nuh-DAH...