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Monday, August 15, 2005

T3: Rise of the MachineBoy


MachineBoy is increasingly sentient. This is not a good thing.

He wants things. He is interactive. Whether we like it or not. And he has no awareness or regard for concepts such as ‘an ungodly hour’.

He says ‘Mawah agoor! SCREE! Bloorve..’

This means ‘Play with me now, hairy one! It’s 4 am and I am no longer content to lay in bed gurgling and playing with my own hands. WAKE UP AND PLAY OR YOU’LL REGRET IT! I like that one game where you tickle my sides, hint hint.’

I think his first word will be unprintable.

3 comments:

Mr Wang Says So said...

Heheh. Just when I thought I'd finally past that phase of parenthood, me and Mrs Wang had Little Wang No. 2.

Jaschocolate said...

Haha.. Boy Boy very fat.. hee

moniebaloney said...

I wasn't aware that MachineBoy was a mini superhero! What a little cutie patootie.