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Wednesday, September 28, 2005

You know what I wanna see?

A photo spread of female bloggers in power suits. The smart, witty, ascerbic ones. Sure, do the makeup, do the photoshop for zits or whatever, do the sexy poses if you must, but do it in killer business attire. Why?

a) it’s way sexier than some cheap-ass bikini
b) it’s not insulting
c) did I mention the whole business suit fetish?

My candidates? LMD, Maine Minx, Popagandhi, Wit & Spit (have to fly her over from Chicago, but hey, it’s my fantasy so can what) Flying Fool of a Took (along with imaginary dog named Dog) La Idler, Jaschocolate, Barffie, rather mad jac, dr lowem and dubdew. I’m thinking Charlie’s Angels type poses, with captions being the best quotes from their blogs. Or maybe very ‘ticket to excess’ lounging on expensive furniture, looking like they own the joint.

A man can dream.

18 comments:

Johnny Malkavian said...
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Johnny Malkavian said...

Tooks would look good in a power suit. She'd be able to pull off the andro look pretty well.

Tym said...

Great idea. It's nice to know not everyone thinks with their, erm, Maxim ;)

The Fool of a Took said...

Maxim is shit. And everyone's a cunt. But I think I said that one already.

Anantya said...

yea you're right. it's insulting. but what's new right? if the girls themselves don't mind, as if alot of guys will.

*roll eyes*

A.Ball.of.Yarn said...

great idea.

the bikini and scantily-clad thing was definitely an overdose, not to mention not very tasteful. smart move for the magazine, but i cannot see what good there is to be had for the girls besides the 15 mins of fame.

Johnny Malkavian said...

The rights to tell their kids that their mommy was in a boobie mag, perhaps.

the maine minx said...

maxim is pure bollocks.

powersuits are nice when topped off with killer shoes.

The Screwy Skeptic said...

Is Singapore running out of real celebrities? Because that's what it seems like.

P.S. I'll only do it if I'm accompanied to the photo shoot by some guys indulging in MY business suit fetish. Pinstripes only, no old man tweed, please.

w. said...

Screwy Skeptic - I love pinstripes too! (: Definitely no old man tweed.

nadnut said...

me too!

pinstripes are so sexy...

somehow or rather i feel women in suspenders are sexy too. heh

Little Miss Drinkalot said...

I just knew there was a reason for me to keep all my suits.

j. said...

interesting concept, man.

there was a maxim photoshoot? boy, i'm out of the loop. who was in it?

pleinelune said...

lots of female bloggers, who didn't even get paid for exposing their flesh on print.

The powersuit thing is kinky... send me the photos if you ever manage to get them. ;)

A girl can dream....

expat@large said...

YOU're incorrigible!

Pin stripe fetish!

Have to agree with FFoaT, just on principle.

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