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Friday, March 25, 2011

On Piñatas in Singapore

1. They are made in China
2. They are constructed with steel reinforced concrete
3. Number 2 is a lie; they are made of really thick cardboard, though
4. Number 3 means that instead of a festively decorated bat, the piñata should come with a festively decorated spear.
5. To paraphrase my friend Christien, they get wha they deserve for being filled with candy.

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