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Welcome to the longest-running* yet least-read** blog on the internet! Here you'll find me writing about all the things that I write about, which strikes me, just now, as somewhat recursive. In any case, enjoy :)

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** probably true

Friday, May 27, 2005

PUBIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

If you're looking for a nekkid xiaxue sketch, try here. (Though it's NOT xiaxue, as you will read.) If you're interested in further scantily clad not xiaxue images, please be advised that there is an upcoming not xiaxue swimsuit issue!

Thank you. We return you now to your regularly scheduled blog.

2 comments:

The Dude said...

Excuse my brashness but Xiaxue is so passe, so "Channel News Asia" in your own words. Now please return me back to something fresher!

MercerMachine said...

You know, I think you're right. It's time I turned my scorching gaze on some other unfortunate...