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Sunday, May 29, 2005

Why Dogs Don't Blog


blogdog
Originally uploaded by MercerMachine.
(My dog Angus's post)

wake up dude gotta pee wake up gotta pee wake up wake up gotta pee gotta PEE downstairs now aaaah... i smell CAT! where? where? okay dude coming now back upstairs hungry now hungry hungry hungry NO! NOT DOG FOOD AGAIN! ...zzz... noise? BARK! let's play huh? wanna play? want my tennis ball? want it? want it? CAN'T HAVE IT! mine mine mine GIVE IT BACK! (repeat x3) ...zzz... gotta poop gotta poop gotta poop hey gotta poop now gotta poop go downstairs umph urg aaahhh BIRD! okay coming back upstairs hungry now hungry now hungry hungry NO! NOT DOG FOOD AGAIN! ...zzz... telephone! BARK! let's play huh? wanna play? wanna? want my rope? want it? want it? CAN'T HAVE IT! mine mine mine GIVE IT BACK! (repeat x5) ...zzz...

you get the picture

3 comments:

The Fool of a Took said...

you're funny (:

Yaakov Kirschen said...

After a life as a confirmed dog lover, I'm now living with ... A CAT!!
She's a bossy little thing and lately I've been fantasizing about what her constant meowing is all about.
Any ideas?
Dry Bones
Israel's Political Comic Strip Since 1973

MercerMachine said...

I'm not worthy!