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Sunday, October 16, 2005

I must be feeling better

stupid copy #35973
Originally uploaded by MercerMachine.
because this really frigging annoyed me. The copywriter should be shot. repeatedly. No, make that cattle-prodded. In the genitals. Until he or she realizes what your watch tells most is THE TIME.


The Retarded Fool of a Took said...

You're an asshole.



the retarded fool of a took said...

In any case, "The Drunken Taxicab" was an allusion to Allen Ginsberg's poem Howl. If you want to nitpick then nitpick him about the redundancy in his choice of words!


MercerMachine said...

i'm an asshole? but i thought i was a cunt? quit confusing me.