Latest Headlines: MachineBoy and Big Bird and an empty bottle. The shame.
News News: The New Paper forgot to use the word 'SHOCKER' on their front page today. How are we to know whether there are any lurid stories in this edition? So irresponsible.
Special Feature 1: Sarong Party Girl says 'size does matter. I've never seen a 2.4 inch dildo.' Also, SPG bares all (again).
Special feature 2: Expat at Large is back, after Lycos hijacked his website. That'll teach him to buy American.
Special Feature Recap: Elyrie added to the list of young female Singaporean expats. She's in Washington, D.C. Sadly, no mention of promiscuous roomates, but read anyway as she has rather more than two thoughts to rub together.
Advice column: Hie thee to a nunnery!
Health: Reason #93728 why Little Miss Drinkalot cannot lose weight.
Opinion Forum: God, I miss real Tex-Mex. If one more person tells me that Taco Bell is Tex-Mex, I will tie them to a chair and force feed them moo goo gai pan, chortling all the while and repeating 'It's Chinese food, you know?'
Random Horrific Link: Barb Jump