Two somethings, actually, made by my very own self especially for you. Because I love you, that's why.
At long last, the book formerly known as THAGOTH and now known as The Thief Who Spat In Luck's Good Eye is available (I may have mentioned this before). I've done yet another round of edits (That would make five) and caught a bunch more typos. I'm sure you eagle-eyed (and handsome/beautiful - did I mention the handsome/beautiful part?) readers will catch more. Which is good. as long as you tell me about them, so I can fix them.
Free is here (for a month, no less): The Thief Who Spat In Luck's Good Eye (Coupon code WZ67V)
Also, did you know I have a short story collection? it's true. And, oh, it's a grim but delicious grab bag of horror, fantasy and sci fi.
Free is here (also for a month- never doubt my affection): The Sorcerer's Lament & Other Tales (Coupon code RK93Y)
But what can you do for me, you ask? Oh, no. See me shyly demur. See me act coy. Oh, well, if you insist, you could leave a nice (but honest!) rating, and if you had the time in your busy schedule, you might consider leaving a review alluding to my genius and/or stunning good looks. You could do that on Smashwords, or eve better, you could do it on Amazon or Barnes & Noble or Sony or Diesel or Kobo or even the iBookstore if you are Apple inclined. Here are a few links:
The Thief Who Spat In Luck's Good Eye (Amazon)
The Sorcerer's Lament (Amazon)
The Sorcerer's Lament (Barnes & Noble)
The Thief Who Spat In Luck's Good Eye (Diesel)
The Sorcerer's Lament (Diesel)
The Sorcerer's Lament (Sony)
The Thief Who Spat In Luck's Good Eye (Kobo)
The Sorcerer's Lament (Kobo)
The Sorcerer's Lament (iTunes)
Hugs and noogies,